So here you are, our top 5 shit-tech. Some serious, some not so, all up for discussion, feel free to post your own.

1. Microsoft tablet

Boooring, what is soo friggin exciting about a tablet PC running Windows 7. Microsoft, stop it, you are just embarasing yourself. Why not try and make a cool new product that really differentiates itself from the rest of the market, instead of half assed e-readers.

The most interesting thing about this fail is how they have managed to look shit in comparison to a company that was not even there, and next to a product that has not been launched yet, the Apple iSlate!

More here

2. The Phubby (wrist-on)

It’s a mobile phone holder for your… hand. And as an added feature, it also will make you look like a total douche!

Found here

3. 152-inch Plasma TV

As the world’s leading consumer electronics show it’s good to see the number of affordable televisions on show, like this 152-inch plasma TV. Panasonic have not released any information on pricing, but early calculations predict Slovenia. Yes, that’s right, we assume it will cost you about as much as it would cost to buy a former Soviet state.

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4. Ford In Car Twitter

Really, you got something to twitter about while you are driving. Like, what, you’re driving. That is not interesting. This one goes in the file with internet fridge etc.

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5. Hannspree Polar Bear TV

Ok, so this polar bear shaped TV is supposed to highlight the plight of polar bears in the face of global warming. Ooh the irony!

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I am sure we will see more as the event goes on, but for now if you find any more please feel free to Tweet at us or post a comment below.