Archive for August, 2009

Gamescom cometh

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Every self respecting geek will be keeping at least one eye on Germany next week as gamers, retailers and exhibitors descend on Cologne for the first Gamescom trade show. Major-ish announcements seem likely across the board. The general consensus seems to be that Sony will unveil a long-expected slimline version of the Playstation 3, as well as a European video-on-demand store. Microsoft could take the wind out of Sony’s sails however, if they slash the price of the Xbox 360 Elite model to $299.

Away from the console manufacturers, Lionhead has been doing a spot of Twitter teasing and Tony Hawk will be demoing Tony Hawk: Ride.

Convincing ARguement

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Check out this concept game from Agumented Environments Labs. Really looking forward to where this could go in the future. Imagine it on the streets! Hold up your phone and fire away at a virtual zombie crowd!!!

Nintendo patents inflatable horse

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
Comical impression of what said inflatable horse may look like

Comical impression of what said inflatable 'horse' may look like

Never a blog title I thought I would write. However, Nintendo appear to have filed a patent for an inflatable horse riding peripheral. Nintendo states that: “It would be desirable to provide an inexpensive, convenient way to realistically simulate, in the home, riding on horseback or on other animals.” Why yes Nintendo, that would be desirable! The comic potential in this is immense. Suggestions for games titles on a postcard please.

Introducing the ‘New’ Google!

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Today Google has announced a new (in inverted commas) version of their ridiculously popular search engine. While there is no major change to the user interface, the main work has been done under the hood in three specific areas; size, speed and accuracy. Research carried out by the dedicated team here at The Processor, has noted that the same search on the new Google and the old Google are producing some slightly different results, it is in the speed and quantity of results where there is most change.

A simple search returns similar results, but is delivering 3/4 less results in half the time. So it seems that these changes are more geared toward the power searcher and the developer using the API’s. Is this the first step in Google competing now to keep it’s share of the market? With Wolfram Alpha and Bing entering into the market, perhaps we will see a new flurry of activity from the Big G.

Mac Repair with IceT

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Online Battle Lines Drawn

Friday, August 7th, 2009

So it seems like the Kremlin are now just another government looking to take control over the Netz, with Georgian blogger Cyxymu claiming that Russian authorities were behind the recent Denial Of Service attack on Facebook and Twitter.

Cyxymu who’s real name is Gregory, a 34-year-old economics lecturer, told The Guardian “Maybe it was carried out by ordinary hackers but I’m certain the order came from the Russian government.” This may very well be the case, but the reason behind targeting a relatively unknown blogger remains unclear, is the Kremlin just wanting to show force? Because it seems to have had the opposite effect. (Below a cache of his LiveJournal blog)

LiveJournal cache of Cyxymu account

LiveJournal cache of Cyxymu account

What seems to be coming clear is that more and more the tools that we use on the net are actually being taken seriously enough by governments to make them the target of attacks as well as requests to shift badly timed server maintenance.

PS3 to diet down

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

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A new, “slim” Playstation 3 is in the works according to several reports. Tory favourite the Telegraph even went as far as to predict prices for the new model in a recent, very speculative article.

“The Slim is likely to come in two models, one with a 40GB hard drive, another with an 80GB hard drive, with prices expected to start at around £260.”

A more compact PS3 has been rumoured for months, and while there hasn’t been anything concrete, the circumstantial evidence is definitely starting to mount up:

-Sony supposedly has enough parts on order to make one million consoles in Q3, twice as many as it did in Q2.

-Amazon’s German site published a listing for “PlayStation 3 Konsole slim”, although it was promptly removed (cached version here) and used a shonky fan-made Photoshop rather than an official image. Dubious at best.

-Finally, Sony are said to be discontinuing the 80GB model.

A big hmmmm from me. A slim does seem inevitable, but it’s really all rumour mill stuff so far. Certainly, Sony made no mention of a PS3 redesign at E3. We could well see something at Gamescom later this month though, where Sony’s keynote is apparently scheduled to last three hours.

Palmed off

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Sooooo, I’m in the market for a new phone, but it seems like every time I consider one I see a god awful advert which puts me off completely (Samsung Jet anyone). The Palm Pre is the latest offender, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to go with their flow if it involves speaking like a heavily medicated Californian yoga teacher and listening to Freur. Maybe I should just dig out a Nokia 5110.