
Nintendo has obviously been considering quite a number of different input methods for it’s little white box recently, including a bike and even an inflatable, vibrating horse.
The latest, which has surfaced in the online database of the European Patent Office, takes the form of “a foam, sponge, or plastic” American football with a handy notch for the Wii remote. According to the filing:
“The ball can be an accessory that comprises a model of a football that is provided with a depression which snugly accepts and retains the handheld controller. The handheld controller may sense motion, position and/or orientation of the ball model and provide inputs wirelessly or via wires to a video game system. The video game system may process such inputs to provide a simulated sports action game play on a video display.”
Obviously this deluge of cheap plastic won’t necessarily all make it to market, but if it does, I think Nintendo could well be open to accusations of having lost the plot. Doubtless some will sell, but do people really want yet another gimmicky peripheral cluttering up their living room every time they buy a new game? I thought the appeal of the Wii remote was supposed to be that it could mimic any activity all on its own.
Nintendo need to concentrate on their strengths, namely, making great games. Sure Wii sports is fun, but traditional controllers are far from obsolete. If I sit down for a few games of Pro Ev, I don’t want to jog on the spot and flail around like I’ve lost control of my limbs while the game makes vague approximations of my movements, I want precise control over the actions on screen. Admittedly, the Wii is marketed to casual gamers, but it’s still a games console. If you want the real deal, go do it.
Of course, Nintendo could just be filing these patents to prevent evil, profiteering 3rd party firms from making cheap knock offs. We can but hope.