Archive for July, 2009

360 in your pocket

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009


Some more interesting news on everyone’s favourite Microsoft console (I promise we don’t have a fetish, in fact, I don’t even like them much). Some form of portable Xbox gaming now seems inevitable, at least according to Microsoft exec Shane Kim. In a recent (and slightly ass kissy) interview with Kikizo Kim was asked whether Xbox might branch out into the mobile space. His response:

“If we chased after a mobile or handheld opportunity, we would not have the resources and ability to do things like instant-on 1080p HD, Facebook, Twitter, Project Natal. And so we’ve chosen to focus on the living room experience from a hardware standpoint, if you will, but we’re building a service in Live that will… will extend to other platforms. No question about it.”

Hmmmm. In any case, it doesn’t seem likely that we’ll be seeing anything soon as Kim himself seemed unsure whether it would be best to enter the market with a proprietary device or a phone.

Meanwhile, the forthcoming update of Xbox Live is set to hit consoles on August 11 and will boost the platforms online services. Among other things, Microsoft will integrate its digital distribution platform, Games on Demand, which will allow console owners to purchase and download Xbox 360 games directly to their hard drive. They didn’t confirm whether you’d be able to keep them after the all but inevitable ring of death strikes though…

Could this be the best 360 controller ever?

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009


Ok ok, I know guns kill people and are bad. However, when they don’t fire bullets and are hooked up to a 360, I think they make a wicked controller. Especially when they are used in conjunction with one of the most eagerly anticipated games of the coming year, Modern Warfare II.

Though it would be cool if they make the gun anything like this mockup (as tweeted about by Infinity Ward’s community guru Robert Bowling), I doubt they will. Just can’t see stacks of these bad boys making the shelves of HMV.

Stole it from [Joystiq]

Word Up!

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Hello… world!? Right, the plan with The Processor is to post opinions on the latest trends in tech, geeky gadgety things we find and random internet crap that may be of interest to your eyeballs. So well done you, for being a smartass and getting in with the geeks.

Let’s do this!